Everyone should know Bernini's beautiful sculpture, 'The Ecstasy of Saint Theresa'. But today I'll show you something else - the PhilosoRapture. Enjoy!
You are an ugly idiot who's emotionally deficient and you don't even have money. What the heck could I possibly love in you? Maybe the endorphine-productive effect of digging your grave, kicking you into it, then burying you?
I love procrastination. What about you? I really love it! R.E.A.L.L.Y. I'd do anything to avoid the work what needs to be done... in time. I leave my work rotting in a dark corner 'til the last minute of the deadline. That may make me an adrenaline-junkie, or what... Yeah.